Jokes
I'm making available jokes that I've found all over the place, on the Internet and elsewhere.
You can choose one at random by pressing the die (🎲).
Quote from Desproges (a dead French humourist)
on peut rire de n'importe quoi mais pas avec n'importe qui.(You can laugh at anything, but not with anyone.)
One gift of my now dead father was humor. And a little bit from my mother with her absurd sentences coming sometimes from old ads like 'Si vous voulez faire mon bonheur, offrez-moi donc un jambon-beurre' (If you want to make me happy, why don't you offer me a ham and butter?)
But I was told by a librarian that humor can go awry, especially irony and if directed to someone. You must be a little bit intimate with someone to make such jokes. And my rule is then to make a so completely absurd and foolish sentence that smiling or laughing can be the only results.
I know from experience that jokes can hurt. So sometimes silence is better. And knowing when to joke or not is a matter of experience.
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Jokes written by me on TLE forum
Joke 1
A philosophical joke:maybe the Tao has created everything 5 minutes ago.
Joke 2
A nice little joke read in conversations with God from Neale Donald Walsch.There is a young girl, Sonia, drawing something on a white paper with a lot of pencils. Her mother is asking her:
- Sonia, what are you drawing?
- I'm drawing God
- Hey Sonia, nobody knows what God looks like!
- uh mom, just let me finish.
Joke 3
A little materialistic atheist joke by our late French humorist Pierre Desproges:If you talk to God, it's because you're a believer. If God answers you, you're schizophrenic.
Joke 4
The paroxysm of snobbery is to talk about Mozart without having seen his paintings.Joke 5
Marcel Bessan's thought: The sheep spends its whole life fearing the wolf and wild animals, but in the end it's the shepherd who kills it.Joke 6
The heavenly council of betelgeuse decided today that the Michael entity is a diabolic one.All the worshippers of this evil and unholy cult will go directly to hell.
Those who repent humbly and immediately will only get 131428 years of purgatory.
May the dhs j hvsijfnfsnnfs be with all of us.
April's fool of course...😀
Joke 7
The answer is No! What was the question?😀Joke 8
Do you want to know if you are so enlightened ?Spend a week with your family...😀
Joke 9
A new resident arrives at an asylum. As two nurses try to restrain him, he shouts:"Let me go, I'm God's messenger!"
Another madman walks by and says:
"Don't let him go, I didn't send anyone."
Joke 10
If you had to choose between eternal love and an unlimited credit card, would you prefer Visa or Mastercard?Joke 11
ChatGPT is just an army of little goblins answering questions from Internet users. And by the way, they're ruled by terror. The real meaning of ChatGPT is Cat General, Powerful and Terrifying. This nasty tomcat threatens to eat them and sometimes makes an example out of sheer cruelty. Let's free our leprechaun friends by boycotting this despicable server!Joke 12
A boss to an employee:- go to hell!
- sir, I'm confused, should I leave or should I stay?
Joke 13
Scientific proof that the Universe has hidden dimensions comes from the strange disappearance of socks in launderettes.Joke 14
If Eve had tempted Adam with a horrible piece of broccoli instead of an apple, we'd all still be in heaven.Joke 15
When I see all that can be done in the name of God, I wonder what the Devil has left to do...Joke 16
I have a friend who thinks he has the body of a Greek God.I had to explain to him that Buddha wasn't Greek...
Joke 17
The devil offers Dilbert two jobs in exchange for his immortal soul:- a job where he earns a lot of money, but everything he does is systematically destroyed every day;
- another job, where he earns very little money, but what he does is very useful to people and humanity.
Dilbert replies that he could take any of these jobs, both of which are better than his current job.